Everyone (and I mean everyone) is quite desirous to ride the Wendover Fun Bus both forever and now. This should come as no surprise to any loyal or consistent reader of this blog. The aforementioned bus is fun (by definition) and there is not anyone who does not like fun. Fun is a positive experience. That is what it means to have fun. In other words there is no one who could possibly not enjoy a fun experience because fun is a subjectively positive experience for everyone which in point of fact makes it an objectively positive experience.
Everyone Also Wants to Ride the St George Shuttle Forever Now As Well
Just because another bus does not contain the word fun in its title does not mean that riding aboard said vehicle cannot be a fun experience. There could be many reasons for omitting the word fun from the title of of a mode of transportation that happens to provide a fun experience for its passengers. Perhaps the fun aspect of the transportation is not the most important or salient aspect to that particular transportation. One never knows for sure why any mode of transportation carries the name it carries unless that person is the person who named the mode of transportation.
But the title of a mode of transportation is not the reason why people feel compelled to ride it. No gentle reader, people are compelled to ride a particular mode of transportation because it takes them from the location in which they are currently located and drops them off at another location where they wish to be located at some point in the future. That in fact is the whole point of any mode of transportation. The question presently before us is whether that mode of transportation is fun.
It seems that everyone is making use of Park City transportation to get them from where they presently are located to where they wish to be located at some time in the future. A full appreciation of this observation requires a general understanding of the four dimensional physical universe made up of three spacial dimensions and a fourth temporal dimension. The general assumption made by the editorial board of the Everyone Forever Now blog is that our loyal readers have a general understanding of these concepts. However, for the benefit of those who (for whatever reason) do not have this general understanding we shall endeavor to enlighten you.
THE SPACIAL AND TEMPORAL ASPECTS OF PARK CITY TAXI
Essentially the universe in which we live is made up of three spacial dimensions and one temporal dimension. The first spacial dimension can be described as length. The second spacial dimension can be described as width. The third spacial dimension can be described as height. And the temporal spacial dimension is the passage of time through all three spacial dimensions. We exist within this matrix and can move (with some limitations) in any direction so long as there is not an object in our way that cannot be moved or a force preventing us from moving that cannot be overcome or avoided.
Along with this “freedom” of movement exists the passage of time. That is, one even follows another chronologically. Accordingly, you or I can exist in one location at one point in time and then move to another location at another point in time. The use of Park City taxi or some other form of Park City transportation can be effectively employed within this matrix. For example, you might exist in your hotel room in the morning but decide that you want to go to the movies in the afternoon. A taxi can be used to move you through space and time in order to transform this decision into an actual manifestation.
What does it mean to say that everyone rides affordable golf carts Florida forever now? When you (gentle reader) think about it, that is to say put any amount of thought on the subject, it is possible for it to carry all manners of meaning. It is entirely possible that the phrase has no particular meaning at all. The written phrase could just be a means of embedding a key word and back link in order to optimize the content on another website. But if this be the case, is it possible that the phrase contains meaning that was not intended by its author?
THE MEANING OF GOLF CART FLORIDA
The question is, where does meaning come from? Is there an objective source of meaning (that is, the essentialist position) or is all meaning subjective (that is, the nominalist point of view). According to the essentialist position, things have objective meaning that is independent of a person who perceives it. By contrast, the nominalists hold that meaning is purely a function of the mind of the person who perceives it. Of course there are implications that follow depending on which stand point a person chooses to accept as the truth.
The essentialist stand point presumes the existence of a supreme being who is the one who assigns objective meaning to things. Of course the supreme being’s perspective is a subjective point of view in a sense. This assumes that the subjective perspective of a supreme being is not merely a metaphor for objective meaning. The more this subject is broken down the more it actually breaks down. It makes sense to say that meaning is a wholly subjective affair in that objective meaning ultimately assumes a supreme being’s subjective meaning. On the other hand subjective meaning is based upon something which in turn could be objective.
Everyone is taking Park City taxi to get to where they want to go. This might seem like a bit of an overstatement, however, it is actually true and this blog post will prove it. First of all, we must define just who exactly is considered to be a part of the population of people we are considering to be “everyone”. We obviously can not include people who are not presently in or have never been to Park City, Utah. This is reasonable because it does not seem possible that a person who has never been to Park City, Utah would be capable of taking a Park City taxi.
DEFINING “EVERYONE” FOR THE PURPOSES OF VERIFYING A STATEMENT CONCERNING PARK CITY TAXI
On the other hand, it is conceivable that a taxi from Park City transported people outside of the Park City limits. Moreover, it is also conceivable that a taxi service located outside of Park City is (for whatever reason) also called Park City taxi. However, for the purposes of this blog post we shall not consider those possibilities. This will simplify our analysis which is necessary because we only have the remainder of this paragraph and one additional paragraph in which to make our case.
Even if we confine our definition of the term “everyone” to include only those people who have either been in Park City or are currently in Park City it is still a rather strong assertion to say that everyone is taking Park City taxi to get to where they want to go. We fully acknowledge this state of affairs but we still cling to our believe of the statement’s veracity. The only way that this could possibly be true is if we define “everybody” not not actually include every body or person and this is how it is accomplished.
Many of the Everyone Forever Now blog readers are also looking for a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City. This would make good and proper sense for those readers who live in the city limits of Vancouver. It makes somewhat less sense for those Everyone Forever Now blog readers who do not live in Vancouver. Although this cognitive dissonance can be averted by considering the possibility that the Everyone Forever Now blog readers who do not live in Vancouver are arranging to have houses cleaned that are actually located in the city of Vancouver. But the question then arises as to why these people who are not located in Vancouver are performing this service.
One possibility as to why a Everyone Forever Now blog reader who does not live in the city of Vancouver would be looking for a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City should be that they operate or work for a business that provide this service to other people. This would only make sense if there are people living inside the city of Vancouver who are looking for house cleaning services but for some reason are unable to arrange for it on their own. The subsequent next question then arises as to why these people would not be able to perform this service for themselves.
Another possibility as to why a Everyone Forever Now blog reader who does not live within the city limits of Vancouver would be looking for house cleaning services within the city of Vancouver might be that for some reason they want to clean other people’s houses. The reason why they would want this to happen remains a mystery. But it is possible that the reader of this particular blog post can remain in a state of acceptance of this present state of affairs. There are many experiences in life that are not fully understood and yet we all continue living.
On this day, in the words of this very blog post, we command all of our readers to obtain a drum pump at this very moment (or as soon as practicable) and to keep it forever (or until death do you part). We make this commandment not out of some lust for power or to make a profit off of the products you purchase. Indeed we have no real connection to either the drum or pump manufacturing and selling industries. So why then do we place this burden unto you gentle reader? What is in it for us?
THE DRUM PUMP IS NECESSARY FOR YOUR EXISTENCE
These are two very good questions you just asked. They demonstrate that you have a mind of your own and are not simply content to follow every command that you are given like some kind of robot. On the other hand these questions you ask also demonstrate that you are not necessarily rebellious and are willing to submit to a command if it is given from a place of good faith and reason. Therefore, gentle reader, because of the good faith on your own part that you have demonstrate through these two very important and reasonable questions you have asked we shall grant your petition and answer them.
Why do we issue this commandment and what do we stand to benefit therefrom? We make this commandment from a place of compassion. We realize that you are in possession of industrial drums filled with vital fluids. We further realize that you have no efficient way of extracting said vital fluids. Therefore we command you to purchase a pump so that extracting those vital fluids becomes an easy process for you. Now, what is in it for us? Very simply, we experience joy when we see that a burden in your existence has been lifted.
It seems that everyone is driving a golf cart Florida forever now. This is especially true for the city of Port Charlotte for some reason. Just why this happens to be the case seems to be a bit of a mystery. But we here at the Everyone Forever Now blog are always game for a mystery. As such, we assigned this task to the very best investigators we have on our staff. They took the time to travel to Port Charlotte and see what’s what. What they found was not at all what we expected and will both amaze and astound or loyal readers.
SOLVING THE MYSTERY OF GOLF CART FLORIDA IN PORT CHARLOTTE
When our investigator arrived in Port Charlotte they certainly saw a lot of golf carts being driven by all manner of drivers. They walked down to the water front and saw golf carts parked in front of restaurants. They went to the bustling central business district and observed a virtual sea of golf carts traveling to and fro along the main thoroughfares. It was difficult at first to flag a driver down in order to interview them but they were eventually able to make this happen.
The following is a transcription of one of the interviews:
EFN : Excuse me sir can we ask you a few questions about your golf cart?
Man : Certainly, but you’ll have to be fast about it. I’m in a hurry.
EFN : Not a problem sir. We very much respect your time.
Man : Well I appreciate that. Now how can I help you gents?
EFN : We noticed that you and many other people in Port Charlotte have been driving golf carts instead of cars.
Man : Yes?
EFN : Can you tell us why you are doing this and perhaps why everyone else seems to be doing this as well?
Man : Well, I cannot speak for everyone else but what I can tell you is that driving a golf cart is easier for an older gentleman like myself…
(To be continued…)
For some time now we have been receiving multiple reports that quite literally everyone is making use of Park City taxi both now and by all indications will continue to do so forever. The reason behind this observation is obvious. That is, when people (i. e., everyone) needs a mode of transportation to convey them from where ever they are to down town Park City (or any other location within the municipal limits of Park City) they make use of the aforementioned conveyance because it is the most efficient and convenient of all the choices available to them.
PARK CITY TAXI IS BOTH EFFICIENT AND CONVENIENT
The taxi service within Park City is efficient for numerous reasons. First of all, this conveyance is efficient because its fleet of vehicles is updated on a regular basis. This means all the cars in the fleet are fuel efficient. Some are even hybrid which provides an additional savings on fuel consumption. Moreover, this conveyance is efficient because one vehicle can provide transportation to multiple people. Obviously, this makes the service more efficient that all people wishing to transport themselves to locations within Park City using their numerous privately owned vehicles, all of which require fueling and parking spaces.
The taxi service within Park City is also convenient. After all, who wants to drive their own car to down town Park City when they can hire a cab to do it for them? The simple answer is that no one wants this. And the reason for this answer is that driving your own car to down town Park City is most decidedly inconvenient. This is true for many reasons. First, driving a car is costly because a driver must purchase fuel and pay for parking, not to mention maintenance and depreciation. Second, the very act of finding parking can prove itself to be an inconvenient experience.