The readers of the Everyone Forever Now Blog must stop what they are doing right now and read every word of this post if looking for Weber State housing is even remotely on their agenda. This might seem like a strange instruction to give. First of all, if you follow this instruction then you are already reading this article and under those circumstances there really is no reason to instruct you to do what you are already doing. Second of all, the likelihood that the Everyone Forever Now Blog has an interest in attending Weber State University seems slim but not entirely impossible.
EVERYONE WHO NEEDS WEBER STATE HOUSING FOREVER NOW!
That heading does not make much sense but making sense is not its primary purpose. No, its primary purpose is to catch your attention and so it has as is evidenced by your continued reading of this blog post. It does not matter that the reason you continue to read this blog post is because you have been programmed to do so. Nor does it matter that you have read this article in a fraction of the time that it will take me to write it. What does matter is that you acknowledge the keywords and the embedded links. As long as you perform both of those tasks I will be satisfied as will (hopefully) my employer.
If the title of this blog is any guide the potential reading audience of this blog is potentially massive. The population of everyone forever seems very large indeed. However it must also be acknowledged that this seemingly infinite population is limited a bit by the word “now.” So we are not talking about everyone in the history of all time but rather everyone who happens to live at this very moment. Come to think of it, the words “forever” and “now” seem to be working at cross purposes but that will have to be a topic to explore on another occasion.