Everyone Obtain a Drum Pump Forever Now!

On this day, in the words of this very blog post, we command all of our readers to obtain a drum pump at this very moment (or as soon as practicable) and to keep it forever (or until death do you part). We make this commandment not out of some lust for power or to make a profit off of the products you purchase. Indeed we have no real connection to either the drum or pump manufacturing and selling industries. So why then do we place this burden unto you gentle reader? What is in it for us?

THE DRUM PUMP IS NECESSARY FOR YOUR EXISTENCE

These are two very good questions you just asked. They demonstrate that you have a mind of your own and are not simply content to follow every command that you are given like some kind of robot. On the other hand these questions you ask also demonstrate that you are not necessarily rebellious and are willing to submit to a command if it is given from a place of good faith and reason. Therefore, gentle reader, because of the good faith on your own part that you have demonstrate through these two very important and reasonable questions you have asked we shall grant your petition and answer them.

Why do we issue this commandment and what do we stand to benefit therefrom? We make this commandment from a place of compassion. We realize that you are in possession of industrial drums filled with vital fluids. We further realize that you have no efficient way of extracting said vital fluids. Therefore we command you to purchase a pump so that extracting those vital fluids becomes an easy process for you. Now, what is in it for us? Very simply, we experience joy when we see that a burden in your existence has been lifted.

Unnecessary Mental Process

It is an interesting question to ask why we as a society place such a premium on the cleanliness of a person’s house. We tend to make a great deal of assumptions based on how messy their houses are. If we visit them and their house is a mess (for example) we may come to the conclusion that they are lazy, inconsiderate or otherwise deficient and based on this conclusion we may not trust them with valuable matters or seek to distance ourselves from them. It is human nature on a certain level. From the perspective of the home owner they may become embarrassed regarding the messy state of their living situation. They might feel anxious or stressed about not having made the proper preparations to make sure that their house was in a presentable state of affairs before having guests over.

 

A simple solution to this problem is to hire a housekeeping service Salt Lake City. We all know that there can be many reasons why a person might not be able to keep their home in tip top shape one hundred percent of the time. They might be busy or tired or any number of reasons may have gotten in the way. There is no reason for a homeowner to feel ashamed of the cleanliness of their house just because they cannot make the time to clean it themselves. Moreover there is no reason why a homeowner should suffer the judgment of potential guests who may not be in a position to know that there was a legitimate reason for the messy state of their home and that the reason has nothing to do with a moral failure on the part of the home owner.

 

The question really is why should a home owner put themselves through any of this undue stress when hiring a home cleaning Salt Lake City service can eliminate the whole unnecessary mental process.

Adored Scentsy Bar

Soon after I made the decision to join Scentsy I came in contact with the Adored Scentsy Bar. According to the description of the Adored Scentsy Bar available on the www.dreams-unlimited.com website this product is, “[f]un, flirtatious, cherry black plum and a warm whiff of sandalwood [which together] spin a succulent springtime yarn.” I must admit that I whole heartedly agree with this product description. Upon taking in the vapors of the Adored Scentsy Bar for the first time I did indeed experience the elation that I believe the words “fun” and “flirtatious” allude to. Moreover, my olfactory senses did in fact take in the aroma of “cherry black plum” along with a very distinctive “whiff of sandalwood.”

 

Where this product description runs off the rails as far as I am concerned is in its last five words. These words of which I speak (or write to be accurate) are the ones which claim the Adored Scentsy Bar “spin[s] a succulent springtime yarn.” To my knowledge a “yarn” in this context should be taken to mean “story” as in, “he spins a good yarn” meaning “he tells a good story.” I suppose I can imagine how a scent can tell a good story in that the scent describes a scene or evokes a memory that can be associated with a story line. However, I have a hard time understanding how this springtime yarn spun by the Adored Scentsy Bar is “succulent.”

 

Don’t get me wrong. I understand that this product description was written by another person who made the decision to join Scentsy like me. I imagine they are sitting in a writing room with some other people tasked with the responsibility to devise hundreds of product descriptions for hundreds of Scentsy products. This description may have been the last one of the day written after his or her mind was spent. If this is the case then I can forgive the use of “succulent” to describe a “springtime yarn.”

The Many Benefits of Housekeeping Services Salt Lake City

The Many Benefits of Housekeeping Services Salt Lake City

Housekeeping service Salt Lake City provide a wide variety of benefits to customers who need or want to have someone else keep their homes neat and tidy. Most people find regular cleaning to be quite a chore and by outsourcing the housekeeping to a services company, they can be relieved of the time and the headache of dealing with these tasks on their own. Other people hire cleaning services simply because they do not have the time to take care of the cleaning on their own. These are two of the reasons for keeping the number of a cleaning service by the phone, but there are others as well.

Perhaps you are a small business owner with a growing business that takes all your time. Housekeeping services
can be a perfect solution to keeping your office clean and presentable to new customers. Professional cleaning services have a wider range of experience than most of us, so they will find it easier to tackle any unusual problems that come up. The large number of people coming into your office can bring a large number of problems. Stains of all varieties from food and drink that are brought in. And simply the amount of foot traffic that tracks onto your carpet or flooring can create a much wider range of cleaning problems than most of us are used to. In addition, your office may have flooring that you are not used to cleaning, and professional housekeeping services can easily take care of wood, tile, marble and concrete.

Speaking of floors, carpet cleaning can be a major benefit to hiring housekeeping services. While modern carpet is easier to keep clean these days, hiring out your housekeeping services ensures that you have the expertise to deal with any kind of stain or dirt that may be ground into that carpet. They will have professional equipment to deal with whatever cleaning needs to be done, from high-powered vacuums to steam cleaners. And remember, by having a regular housekeeping service on call, they are just a phone call away when any emergency cleaning services need to be done.

Back at home, housekeeping service Salt Lake City can provide cleaning on a regular basis that we don’t normally get to. Large furniture can be cleaned thoroughly, as well as be moved to get to those hard-reach places that
we might normally skip. The regular cleaning of the entire house can also reveal any maintenance services that may need attention. Sometimes the housekeeping service will provide minor maintenance as part of their house keeping. Other times they will know of handyman services that they use on a regular basis. It’s always better to have work in the home done by a trusted source. Your housekeeping services provider offers this benefit.

Finally, housekeeping services can be experts at cleaning all the windows in your home or business. Despite the common joke that “we don’t do windows”, many cleaning services actually will do your windows. This is one of the vital services for a business, as you want to present a clean appearance to the public walking by. But it is just as important for our own house, as we certainly want to present a clean appearance there as well. For this reason alone, housekeeping services can be a very good investment.

The Impacts of Water Damage to a Home

When your house suffers water damage Utah there are different vendors you may choose to clean up the damage of the impact. However, there is another equally powerful impact that must be dealt with in addition to the physical damage inflicted upon your house. The impact to which I refer is the psychological impact caused by the damage and loss to personal possessions and indeed to the structure of the place you call home.

Your home is not simply a roof over your head and the walls that surround you. Nor is your home simply a warm, dry shelter that offers protection from the elements. Your home is the location of priceless, family heirlooms and other objects you have collected throughout your life steeped in sentimental value. Your home is the place where memories have been created and where experiences of grave experience are yet to occur. In short, your home is a physical structure saturated with a lifetime of psychological energy and when it suffers water damage Utah, so to does your psyche.

Of course any valid or helpful advice regarding dealing with the psychological impact of the damage or loss of a home resulting from water is beyond the scope of this three hundred to five hundred word article intended for web bots to read. Anyone who has suffered such a tragedy after dealing with salvaging property, contacting the insurance carrier and hiring contractors to deal with the physical damage should probably speak to a licensed mental health counselor. Rather, the purpose of this article is solely intended to bring about an awareness of the potential psychological impact that water damage to the place you call home can cause. Knowledge of this type is power and with this knowledge preparations for a potential solution will be easier to come by.

Black Raspberry Vanilla Scentsy Fragrance

You probably hear it every day. You must join Scentsy! But what does it mean to join the Scentsy sales force? Certainly joining Scentsy as a sales associate will give you the freedom you will never achieve sitting in an office cubicle for forty hours a week. Joining the Scentsy team will get you out of your house and allow you to work on your terms and on your hours. You have probably heard this sales pitch from other work from home marketing companies. The difference you will find working with Scentsy is the amazing variety of quality products that Scentsy has to offer.

Scentsy is probably best known for the vast array of fragrances it has to offer. For example, I am particularly fond of the “Black Raspberry Vanilla” scent. This scent can be found under the categories of classics and fragrance collections. It is described as “Delicious, sun-sweetened dark berries warmed with vanilla.” But in reality, this description does little to fully capture the grand majesty that is the Black Raspberry Vanilla scent. And truly no mere collection of words will ever do the scent justice. To experience the scent yourself you must either purchase it on line or join Scentsy yourself. When you do you will not be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for. Take the leap into the unknown world of freedom and fragrance. Your new, fresh smelling existence is waiting for you. Like a siren song it calls your name from just beyond this drab, ordinary world in which you currently reside. Why hold on to this nostalgia that no longer serves your best interests? In the words of U.S. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, you “have nothing to fear but fear itself.” Truth be told, I have never fully understood that statement in a literal sense. I am not sure anyone fears fear itself. But you and I both understand the sentiment behind the phrase. Your fears are illusions. You must boldly strike out ahead and join Scentsy!

How Professional Maid Services Can Increase The Face Value Of Your Home In Camas

With the demanding schedule that modern life often places on our shoulders, it can be difficult to keep your home as clean as it should be. For that reason, you might face difficulties attracting the right buyers due to a few minor cleaning flaws here and there. Research shows that most buyers are quite critical of tiny details. For instance, while the floor might be perfectly clean, the buyer might solely choose to focus on the condition of the unkempt cabinet doors or even ceiling fans that often accumulate dust over time. With the cutthroat competition for house sales typical of the Washington real estate market, one of the most strategic decisions you can make today is to enlist the skills of maid service Camas.

Way Better Than DIY

Hiring a professional cleaning company to come out and clean your home means you are creating room for a seasoned expert to do what they’ve been trained to do best. They will follow your exact specifications and probably exceed your expectations by cleaning parts of your house you never thought were important. This could mean a better looking exterior or even a sparkling wash area.

Better Care Of Your Items

Normally, the risk of breakages is higher when an unprofessional is entrusted with the noble task of taking care of a home. This is however not the case when a fully equipped cleaning crew is called in. Most companies hire team members of high repute; individuals who possess great training on how to handle delicate items. Simply put, a maid service is the surest way to minimize on cases of window panes breaking, taps failing and all other faults that come with poor handling of items at home.

So before you put your house up for sale, do yourself a favor. If you live in Washington and its environs hire a maid service Camas. This might be the only thing you need to do to get just the right asking price for your property.

Why You Should Work For A Cleaning Service

If you live in Utah, you probably know that few careers can be as satisfying as working for a cleaning company. Cleaners are some of the happiest people in this area because of the situations that they go through in their daily work.

Here are some of the reasons why you should work for a cleaning service Utah.

 

You meet amazing people

One thing that can be noted about cleaning is that you do not have to go through the same monotonous schedule every day. You do not have to spend eight hours in an office chair. Instead of that, you go to the fields to meet your clients and find new cleaning projects. This is the perfect opportunity for you to meet new people. According to surveys, workers who meet new people regularly are the happiest and are likely to be more productive than those who are limited to a group of few employees.

You learn new skills every day

If you work for a cleaning service Utah, you get exposure to situations that make you to learn new skills every day. For instance, you learn how to clean the latest fabrics and the easiest ways to remove stains, make surfaces shiner, and keep houses in the best conditions. What is even better is that you can use these skills in your home to. This way, you will not have to spend money hiring a cleaner again because you can also pass the knowledge to your kids or anyone else you share a home with.

As you can see, working for a cleaning service Utah has a lot of benefits. You, however, should find the right company to work with. Although there are many such companies in Utah, it is unlikely that they all will give you the great experiences you are looking for.

Cleaning Services for Renters

Renters living in unclean accommodations often are in need to hire someone to do their house cleaning Vancouver. These renters will require a cleaning service to save them the time and effort they might otherwise spend in the process of cleaning their apartments themselves. Possibly they want a cleaning service to save them the aggravation of knowing they will have to clean their living space eventually. Renters might want to hire a cleaning service because they know that a cleaning service will bring their own cleaning equipment and supplies thereby saving the renter the added expense of purchasing the cleaning supplies themselves. Not to mention, hiring a cleaning service will free up any storage space required to store the cleaning supplies and equipment the renter might otherwise have purchased.

 

Renters know that hiring a cleaning service will ultimately improve their standard of living by creating a healthier environment. In addition to improved air quality, the benefits of hiring a cleaning service might include but are certainly not limited to creating a safer and more sanitary environment. Allergy causing dust and bacteria will otherwise accumulate on surfaces in the apartment including the blinds, furniture, the interiors of closets, drawers and cupboards, window sills, ovens and refrigerators for example.

 

A reputable service providing house cleaning Vancouver will endeavor to hire professional workers. The house cleaning service will make sure their employees are properly vetted and insured. Accordingly, these workers will handle a client’s personal space and possessions with care. Renters often fear that the people employed by cleaning services will steal from them or damage their personal possessions. By contrast, this actually occurs less frequently than many people expect. Obviously a cleaning service with good business sense will hire the most honest employees in order to retain their reputation and ultimately their business.

Camu Camu Scentsy Bar

I discovered a very mysterious scent after I made the decision to join Scentsy. The name of this scent is the “Camu Camu Scentsy Bar.” My research of this scent produced very little documentary information. One product description read “thick, rich New York cheesecake with a light graham cracker crust and delicious blueberries.” The only other product description I could find read, “Tropical oasis of lush mandarin, camu camu, and passion fruit.” At first blush these descriptions seem to be describing two different products. Clearly “thick, rich New York cheese cake with a light graham cracker crust and delicious blueberries” is not the same thing as “tropical oasis of lush mandarin camu camu and passion fruit.” The more I think about it the more I arrive at the conclusion that the first product description is some how in error. I do not really know what “Camu Camu” is but I am pretty sure it has nothing to do with cheesecake and graham cracker.

According to WebMd “Camu camu is a shrub that grows in swampy or flooded areas of the Amazon rain forests of Peru, Brazil, Venezuela, and Colombia. The fruit and leaves are used as a medicine. Camu camu is used for viral infections including herpes, cold sores, shingles, and the common cold. It is also used for eye conditions including cataracts and glaucoma. Other uses include treatment of asthma, “hardening of the arteries” (atherosclerosis), chronic fatigue syndrome, depression, gum disease (gingivitis), headaches, and osteoarthritis. Some people use camu camu to increase energy and maintain healthy gums, eyes, and skin; and as an antioxidant and immune system stimulant. People eat the fruit as food.”

Clearly the description above from WebMd has nothing to do with New York cheesecake and graham cracker crust. After reading this description it is my considered opinion that that Scentsy website had put the cheesecake description erroneously on the Camu Camu Scentsy Bar product page. This is one of many mysteries I have solved since I made the decision to join Scentsy.